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My review of Bear Gryll’s autobiography

Bear Grylls is a really famous survival expert and a well known Christian. I bought his autobiography Mud, Sweat and Tears for Fr Koala because I wanted to know what Bear thinks about faith.

I don’t know why but I expected Bear to write like a Victorian soldier. I imagined that he would say a lot of things about duty to others. He does, but not in those words and not in a stuffy Victorian way.

Mud, Sweat and Tears is mostly about outdoor adventures. Bear writes about the tough time he had in the selection process for the SAS. He also describes his journey up to the top of Mount Everest, just two years after fracturing his back in three places.

There is childhood and family detail but not too much. We find out about Bear’s ancestors, his childhood, his schoolboy days at Eton and how he met his wife.  The childhood part of the book isn’t as well written as the adventure sections. For some pages I wasn’t sure if he was a happy little boy or not. It seems he had a good childhood overall.

Bear talks about the importance of his faith in God but he doesn’t plaster it all over the reader. Some Christians go on and on about God so much that it gets annoying. Bear gives God credit in a dignified, discrete and soldierly way.

I think Mud, Sweat and Tears is a good book to give to a brisk and practical sort of person who wants to go to church but is afraid that Christianity might be too soppy and babyish for them.

Irenaus said: “The glory of God is man fully alive.” Bear has the love of comradeship in adventure that is what Christianity and being alive is about.  For that reason I think this book would be good for a church discussion group that wants to focus on friendship.

Bear is also a motivational speaker. I think he must be good at it. I felt motivated by reading his words. I would like to know what else he has written in a motivational line.

Fr Koala says that the autobiography itself might not motivate people in churches. Bear comes from a privileged background and he went to Eton. This might depress and demotivate readers who did not have such a lucky start in life. Going to Eton shapes a boy’s ability to self-motivate for the rest of his days. An Eton boy is not laughed at by his teachers when he expresses great ambition. An Eton boy starts life on a trampoline.

Nonethless, a private school education did not get Bear into the SAS and it did not get him to the top of Everest. If it did, Boris Johnson and David Cameron would be SAS Everest mountaineers too. I think we can use the autobiography to motivate people in churches if we start from the SAS bit and carry on from there.

I liked Bear’s book and I will read other ones.

Pillow talk

There’s nothing nicer than chatting in bed.

My Big Bang Theory Ball Pit

I really enjoy watching Dr Sheldon Cooper in his ball pit on YouTube. I wanted a ball pit too. We made it by scrunching up coloured tissue paper. Then Fr Koala, Mike Koala, Bishop Bunny and me got into it.

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Fr Koala plays a trick on me

Fr Koala thought I had forgotten about this trick. It happened a long time ago. It’s a puppet but I thought it was real. I was very cross!

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Me, Fr Koala and a cow

Today I went to the Christian Resources Exhibition with Fr Koala.  It is a big trade fair held each year in Surrey. There were lots of interesting stalls. My favourite stall was Send a Cow because the man let me and Fr Koala have our photographs taken with the cow. We like Send a Cow because they help people to help themselves.

Fab Father Koala

Selected Papers from Bishop Bunny’s conference

Proceedings and pictures  from a one day conference on mysticism held at Bishop Bunny’s Retreat House, Under the Blue Chair, St Laurence Cowley, Middlesex.

If you would like to submit a paper to a future Bishop Bunny conference please get in touch via Facebook.

Rector Chick and Dr Benjamina Whitedog

Keynote speech. St Simeon the Holy Fool

Prof Yi Mi-hi,  Gasan University in Seoul

Hello and welcome. I am honoured to be the first to speak and thankful I am not the last! For I have seen the sumptuous lunch prepared for us!

We are here today to talk about mysticism in history. First, what is mysticism? We find it in Christianity and many other religions. It is the belief that we can seek experience of God (or the ultimate reality) through spiritual practice.

Somebody who knew all about that was the sixth-century Syrian monk St Simeon the Holy Fool. He spent 29 years in the desert seeking God.

Mystics know that God is not predictable. St Simeon demonstrated this when he left the desert to live in the city of Emesa. His mission was to bring people to Christ whilst pretending to be a fool.

He preached the Gospel, helped the poor and healed many through prayer. He carried out much of his best work in secret. Many people became Christians because of Simeon the Holy Fool.

It was only after Simeon died that the people of Emesa learnt that his foolishness had been a pretence. From the day he entered the city dragging a dead dog behind him, up to his death, St Simeon humbled himself to serve others.

He lived like that because Jesus came to turn the world upside down. The worldly wisdom of men is foolishness in the eyes of God. I think we can learn from St Simeon. However, I would advise you not to copy his act of throwing nuts in church!

Thank you.

For more stories of St Simeon’s foolery:  http://www.ship-of-fools.com/simeon/index.html

Prof Yi Mi-hi with friend

Climbing the ladder of scripture

Kate Smith, University of Facebookerie

In the Eastern church, monasticism was not just for prayer and contemplation, but for fighting demons.

Monks would overcome apathy by ‘climbing the ladder’ of scripture. This may seem very remote, yet this impulse to mysticism may be seen unconsciously expressed in modern practice.

Anyone who has ever borrowed a chainsaw and carved out a twenty story skyscraper with it, is surely at one with the ladder climbing mystical monks.

Such practices teach that there is neither man nor woman, slave nor free, chick nor koala: all are one, looking out from the skyscraper of mysticism, at the ineffableness of God.

Hide and seek at the pre-conference party

Heat, song and sweetness. Yorkshireman Richard Rolle.

Dr Benjamina Whitedog, postdoctoral researcher, Underoak University

My favourite mystic is the 14th-century Yorkshireman Richard Rolle. Rolle was a wandering hermit who wrote many works in Latin and in English. He writes very clearly about his direct experience of God’s love.

He said: “I have found that to love Christ above all things will involve three things: warmth, song and sweetness.”

Of his first mystical experience he wrote: “I felt within me a merry and unknown heat … I was expert it was not from a creature but from my Maker, as it grew hotter and more glad.”

My own relationship with God is very different! I prefer to use the Gospels and rational thought to develop myself as an ethical person. I have never had a dramatic spiritual experience.

I am thankful for Rolle because he teaches me what it is like to experience a different kind of spirituality. We’re all different, and that’s what makes the world so wonderful.

Please see the text: http://people.bu.edu/dklepper/RN413/rolle.html

Conga line at the pre-conference party

Boldly take me in the arms of your soul. Margery Kempe

Rector Chick, St Laurence Cowley

It seems to me that the Norfolkwoman Margery Kempe is like Marmite. People either love this ordinary but extraordinary woman of the 14th and 15th centuries, or dismiss her.

She had a very intense relationship with Jesus. Her habit of weeping out loud in church must have been very disconcerting for those around her!

Margery left us with the earliest surviving autobiography in English. In it she tells the amazing story of a life guided by a very strong faith.

For Jesus’s sake she lived in chastity despite being married, went on pilgrimage to the Holy Land and dictated the story of her life. She couldn’t read or write.

Some priests were kind to Margery and others didn’t like her. If I had been alive in those days I hope that I would have been kind.

God is far greater than we are. We cannot easily say who he will or will not use as his servant.

For more information on Margery Kempe: http://www.luminarium.org/medlit/margery.htm

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